BAMF Soda Line Pre-Workout - Bucked Up

You just sipped your favorite Bucked Up formula’s new soda flavor. It’s beyond delicious, and you can’t decide whether it feels like being a happy kid again or finally driving the Delorean, but…

…you definitely know that root beer, grape, orange, or cream soda tastes great, and you’re stoked because you can already feel the pre’s energizing pump and power flowing through your veins, and know this gym session’s gonna give you decade-defying gainz, but then…

…all of sudden, halfway through your workout, you’re thrown through a wormhole, out a retro diner’s revolving door, and when you get up, you see dresses and pleated slacks all around. A jukebox is probably going. Everyone’s dropped their jaws for you and…

…you know their amazement because you still got your pump and their small town’s never seen anything so majestic as you. 

Wondering what year it is, you sit at the bar to ask the waitress, and —humming Sinatra— she winks and shuffle-board slides you an ice-cold glass of your favorite soda. Then…

…out of nowhere, your dream dame or cool cat jazzy daddie appears on the stool next to you and asks if they can taste your drink, and you realize…

…trying Bucked Up’s Soda Flavor Line might be the best decision of your life. 

(DISCLAIMER: The FDA has not approved these statements because apparently time travel isn't possible in most dimensions.)